Here’s to you Mr. “So what it’s cute, it’s still vermin”.
That furry tail and those bandit-masked eyes,
the crinkled nose and that plump little body.

No cuteness can take away the thrill you get,
hearing that satisfying squeak-thunk-splat…
and knowing there’s one less raccoon to ravage your trashcan.

So here’s to you, Mr. “So what it’s cute, it’s still vermin”.
May your Yeah… I accidentally hit a ‘coon this evening… deal with it. Uncle Galen, I can imagine you’d be proud.tires stay aligned as your continue your noble quest.