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9/20/2008

Rice University Purity Test

  Kyle @ 2:41 am

What follows is the official Rice Purity Test, as it appears in the 2005 edition of the Campanile Yearbook. Acronym Note: member of the preferred sex (mps) and member of the non-preferred sex (mnps).

Have you ever…

  1. Held hands with a mps?

  2. Had a date?

  3. Been out on a date past 4:00 am?

  4. Had a blind date?

  5. Kissed a mps?

  6. Been french kissed?

  7. Kissed a mps in the horizontal position?

  8. French kissed 3 or more mps’ in 24 hours?

  9. Kissed a mps in the last 3 months?

  10. Kissed a stranger?

  11. Given or received a hickey?

  12. Made our for more than 2 hours consecutively?

  13. Slow danced cheek-to-cheek?

  14. Had an alcoholic drink for non-religious purposes?

  15. Been drunk?

  16. Driven while under the influence of alcohol or drugs?

  17. Had a lapse of memory due to drinking or drugs?

  18. Used alcohol or drugs to lower a mps’s resistance?

  19. Smoked tobacco?

  20. Smoked pot or hashish?

  21. Used a stronger drug?

  22. Taken 3 or more recreational drugs within 24 hours?

  23. Read a pornographic book or magazine?

  24. Seen a pornographic movie?

  25. Seen a stripper?

  26. Been arrested?

  27. Been convicted of a crime?

  28. Had an erection/clitoral erection?

  29. Had an orgasm?

  30. Had an orgasm in a dream?

  31. Fondled a mps’s ass?

  32. Caressed a mps’s thigh?

  33. Fondled a nipple or had your nipple fondled?

  34. Wrestled with a mps?

  35. Showered, bathed, or saunaed with a mps?

  36. Gone skinny-dipping?

  37. Gone through the motion of intercourse while fully clothed?

  38. Spent the night in a mps’s room?

  39. Slept in the same bed as a mps?

  40. Seen a naked post-pubescent mps?

  41. Been seen by a post-pubescent mps?

  42. Undressed or been undressed by a mps?

  43. Kissed a mps on the nipple or been kissed on the nipple?

  44. Fondled a mps’s genitals or had your genitals fondled by a mps?

  45. Had an orgasm due to fondling by a mps?

  46. Kissed a mps on the thigh?

  47. Engaged in cunnilingus?

  48. Engaged in fellatio?

  49. Engaged in tocuslingus?

  50. Engaged in definitely sexual behavior on the first date?

  51. Masturbated?

  52. Masturbated to a picture?

  53. Masturbated with another person in the room?

  54. Watched another person masturbate?

  55. Been caught masturbating?

  56. Simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?

  57. Committed an act of voyeurism?

  58. Committed an act of exhibitionism?

  59. Massaged or been massaged by a mps?

  60. Unintentionally interrupted a couple in a significant state of undress?

  61. Experimented sexually before puberty?

  62. Purchased contraceptives?

  63. Had sex?

  64. Had sex more than 10 times?

  65. Had sex continuously for 1/2 hour?

  66. Had sex within the last 3 months?

  67. Had sex 3 or more times in one night?

  68. Had sex in 3 or more positions?

  69. Gone 69?

  70. Had sex in a car?

  71. Had sex at a parent’s house while they were home?

  72. Had sex outdoors?

  73. Had sex with 3 different people?

  74. Had sex with a virgin?

  75. Had sex during menstruation?

  76. Had sex without birth control?

  77. Had sex with 2 mps’ in 24 hours?

  78. Had sex in a public place?

  79. Described a sexual experience to a third party?

  80. Gone on a nookie run of 100 miles or more?

  81. Impregnated a woman or been impregnated?

  82. Displaced a roommate by staying with a mps for 1 or more nights?

  83. Shacked up with a mps for a month or more?

  84. Tasted semen/vaginal secretions?

  85. Been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp?

  86. Accepted?

  87. Been naked for 8 or more hours continuously?

  88. Had an STD?

  89. Had cybersex?

  90. Picked up a strange mps for sexual purposes?

  91. Engaged in sexual activity with two or more people at the same time?

  92. Engaged in group sex?

  93. Engaged in S&M for sexual enjoyment?

  94. Been propositioned by a mnps?

  95. Accepted?

  96. Been masturbated by a mnps?

  97. Been orally stimulated by a mnps?

  98. Engaged in transvestism?

  99. Committed beastiality?

  100. Been in love?



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