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Apr/06

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In the beginning there was the computer…

I thought this was cute. I know, I’m a nerd, deal with it.

    In the beginning there was the computer. And God said,

    c:\>Let there be light!
    Enter user id.

    c:\>God
    Enter password.

    c:\>Omniscient
    Password incorrect. Try again.

    c:\>Omnipotent
    Password incorrect. Try again.

    c:\>Technocrat
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

    c:\>Let there be light!
    Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    c:\>Create light
    Done

    c:\>Run heaven and earth
    And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

    c:\>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
    Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    c:\>Create firmament
    Done.

    c:\>Run firmament
    And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

    c:\>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
    the dry land appear and
    Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

    c:\>Create dry_land
    Done.

    c:\>Run firmament
    And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

    c:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
    Unspecified type. Try again.

    c:\>Create sun_moon_stars
    Done

    c:\>Run sun_moon_stars
    And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

    c:\>Create fish
    Done

    c:\>Create fowl
    Done

    c:\>Run fish, fowl
    And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
    creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
    after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

    c:\>Create cattle
    Done

    c:\>Create creepy_things
    Done

    c:\>Now let us make man in our image
    Unspecified type. Try again.

    c:\>Create man
    Done

    c:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
    dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over
    every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
    Too many command operands. Try again.

    c:\>Run multiplication
    Execution terminated. 6 errors.

    c:\>Insert breath
    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication
    Execution terminated. 5 errors.

    c:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
    File Garden of Eden does not exist.

    c:\>Create Garden.edn
    Done

    c:\>Move man to Garden.edn
    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication
    Execution terminated. 4 errors.

    c:\>Copy woman from man
    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication
    Execution terminated. 2 errors.

    c:\>Create desire
    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication
    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    c:\>Create freewill
    Done

    c:\>Run freewill
    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

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2 Comments for In the beginning there was the computer…

Laura | 4/6/2006 at 8:20 pm

Heh, you *are* a nerd, but consider your general audience :-P . I think it’s fabulous!

Lauren B. | 4/13/2006 at 9:21 pm

lol, it is very funny. Well, you may be very nerdy, but I’m nerdy for laughing and understanding it, and because of this understanding, I love it!

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